According to a new study revealed by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation and conducted by Trent University’s Wildlife Forensic DNA Laboratory’s researcher Matt Harnden, Subway’s chicken only contains 53.6 percent chicken.To put things in perspective, a chicken bought at the store should contain 100 percent chicken DNA.
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Thankfully, it’s not like the remaining half of the DNA found was rat meat or human flesh or dandruff dust.
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