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He saw the Ambassador's wife take a sip from her glass. “Go and see if Bastard is nearly ready, then we can show our guests the menu.” “Yes Dave.” yelped Legg. Across the room two men were deeply engaged in conversation. Annelle stepped through, followed by Bastard, who closed and locked the door behind him.

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